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chrizzzy-s-cult replied to your post: The pile of things on my floor is infinite and… i want someone to help me spot the flor in my room aklsdgjsdofsadoigus I have so many sweaters, I didn’t even realize…
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The pile of things on my floor is infinite and shuffle is picking the wrong music sasfffadgfdkljfklgaojigsdaiojfsd
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luvliere replied to your link: Click this for a good laugh aparently she hates hate so she’ll let haters hate Clever girl
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Click this for a good laugh →
She’s a 12-year-old badass bitch that hates, hates, hates.
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“Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different Ke$ha taught me to be myself and...”
– (via maribme) OMGOSH YOU GUYS! its like EXACTLY like my life… literally.music.is.lyfe!<3 
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thewizardjenkins replied to your post: luvliere replied to your post: so-oedipal replied… i approve YEAH you do ;)
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Y’all should hear me sing Muse songs… that shit gets pretty real, yo.
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so-oedipal: And then I put my plan in action. PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO
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i-z0mbie reblogged your photo: Hey kids Why are we reblogging pictures of me
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luvliere replied to your post: so-oedipal replied to your post: so-oedipal… youre only allowed to change it to Raputin-by-Boney-M russias-greatest-love-machine?
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so-oedipal replied to your post: so-oedipal replied to your post:  If I were to… because you’re the boney king. you would lose your identity elsewhere. “Elsewhere?” But so? I mean, I’m sure all of you will continue to call me Boney King every now and again… it’s not like you’ll start calling me Bonhomme (because that’d be too weird)
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so-oedipal replied to your post:  If I were to change my url: … you’re not allowed to change your url. ever But why
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antiantimatter: Radiohead 29/5/12 - Mansfield Comcast Center - Setlist 1. Bloom “Let’s continue! Good evening.” 2. 15 Step 3. Airbag “Thanks everyone. This is a newer song, it’s called Staircase, I don’t know if you remember it” 4. Staircase “A kinda new one”  5. The Daily Mail Thom says something incomprehensible about Russian elections  6. Myxomatosis (with the original “gave them all...
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chrizzzy-s-cult liked your post:  If I were to change my url: …  channingtaintum liked your post:  If I were to change my url: … No, you’re supposed to help me pick… alsdkjgsdfs I’m kind of attached to being Boney King, though… but then again, I don’t think that’ll fade too quickly.
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[[MORE]] If I were to change my url: i-slept-with-bonhomme or now-comes-good-sailing
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satanicpowerpop: the year is 2019 middle schoolers are ironically wearing vote for pedro shirts and calling themselves 2000s kids Why are there so many notes I didn’t laugh that hard
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luvliere replied to your post: luvliere replied to your post: Moonrise Kingdom… um obviously is the last day of finals thursday or friday? i don’t think i have a final on the last day anyway Last day is friday, but I’m done after Wednesday, so it doesn’t really matter for me… I mean, they’re just finals, you’re as prepared now as you’re probably going to...
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luvliere replied to your post: Moonrise Kingdom midnight premier This week … where where where where where where where where where ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The theatre in downtown Evanston, Wednesday night/Thursday morning asldkjfasdgalskjfasdg do you want to go I’m being 100% serious
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Moonrise Kingdom midnight premier This week Let’s go k
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Pounding headache, bright lights, no sleep, excessive heat, alone.
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The following quotations are taken from official...
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."
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ventosx replied to your post: I just applied for a job at Six Flags… WHAT HAVE… Ruined your life? I hope I don’t get the job… but then again, I need money… FML
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I just applied for a job at Six Flags… WHAT HAVE I DONE
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